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Bumper Chodes

Noun: An incident involving two chodes in which said penises, either intentionally or through sheer coincidence, bump into each other. The chodes do not have to literally bump and repel; merely rubbing against another chode constitutes a bumper chode event.

Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.
I got real drunk and played a game of bumper chodes with Ryan last night.

I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.
by Chodem Johnson July 20, 2009
mugGet the Bumper Chodesmug.

chode bumper

a person who bumps chodes with another person. see "chode"
John and Timmy are Chode Bumpers
by Cashmere June 3, 2004
mugGet the chode bumpermug.

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