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Two thumbs tongue bum 

When you stick both your thumbs in someone's bum Prying and gaping it then sticking your tongue in
Dude! I got the best two thumbs tongue bum last night.
Two thumbs tongue bum by Warday1780 December 10, 2022

bum tonguing 

Form of sexual gratification using ones tougue to lick anothers anus
I love bum tonguing , shitter licking is the best, yummy
bum tonguing by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine 

the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!

guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"

girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"

guy - "AND!!!!"

girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"
Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine [

bumtongue 

when your mouth could not possibly taste or feel any worse, usually occuring the morning after a long night of partying including alcohol, excessive smoking and/or other "party favors"
I've got to head to the crib to brush my teeth man, I've got a bad case of bumtongue.
bumtongue by KZi October 23, 2006

bumtonguer

One who tongues another's bum.
Man he relly tossed my salad! What a great bumtonguer
bumtonguer by otterfoot April 20, 2009
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026