Bum Tongue

A large, meaty column of flesh that punches out from the sphincter of an Ostrich in order to expel fecal matter.

Holy crap! Look at that Ostriches huge bum tongue!!

Bum Tongue by Pail Plovers May 3, 2011

Two thumbs tongue bum 

When you stick both your thumbs in someone's bum Prying and gaping it then sticking your tongue in

Dude! I got the best two thumbs tongue bum last night.

Two thumbs tongue bum by Warday1780 December 10, 2022

bum tonguing 

Form of sexual gratification using ones tougue to lick anothers anus

I love bum tonguing , shitter licking is the best, yummy

bum tonguing by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine 

the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!

guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"

girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"

guy - "AND!!!!"

girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 27, 2011

bumtongue 

when your mouth could not possibly taste or feel any worse, usually occuring the morning after a long night of partying including alcohol, excessive smoking and/or other "party favors"

I've got to head to the crib to brush my teeth man, I've got a bad case of bumtongue.

bumtongue by KZi October 23, 2006

bumtonguer

One who tongues another's bum.

Man he relly tossed my salad! What a great bumtonguer

bumtonguer by otterfoot April 20, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019