Bullshit Tax 

(AKA BST)
The cost of chatting shit. Lie and you will be charged!

Hmmm... Did you know that frogs also come in strawberry and chocolate varieties?

Ermmmm £1 bullshit tax please!

They do

Interest rates are rising quickly! BST + VAT that's £1.50

Ok... i was lying

that's a pound then please!

Bullshit Tax by darKsparK April 20, 2006

Bullshit Tax 

When life decides to throw you a bone.

Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.

From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.

Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.

Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".

Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.

Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".

Bullshit Tax by CIBgamer556 August 31, 2020

bullshittary 

it’s like bullshit but better

This is some real bullshittary!

bullshittary by annefrankfromthegulag January 7, 2021

Bullshitta 

One who slacks off, lazy, non productive

Are you gunna be a bullshitta this weekend or are we goin to hang out.

Bullshitta by Lib Master February 6, 2010

bullshittamous 

Similar to Bullshittery, but with a Latin root tweek making it much more acrid and pretentiously, erudite diminishment.

So the doc told me that I'm gonna be IMPOTENT after my prostate surgery.
Is that so? I'd hafta be thinin' bullshittamous on that! You can always get one of those finger-up-the-ass, pump-up cocks right!!??

bullshittamous by YAWA March 10, 2022

Bullshittable 

(adj.) The quality of a task that makes it doable with little to know knowledge of the subject and minimal effort.

Gee, that US History assignment was bullshittable as Hell.

Bullshittable by BoneMan365 August 16, 2016