Buffet Slayer

An individual who consumes, nay attacks, a buffet with the vigorous and unrelenting nature of someone fighting for their very life.

Leaving the table(s) both empty as well as damaged, these people leave nothing but napkins in their wake and chill the soul of restauranters who offer 'all you can eat'.

Thomas: "Holy Spaghetti Monster, that person must be hungry! Look at her pile up her plate!"

Mr Sweden: "Oh yes, she's a true Buffet Slayer"

Thomas: *shrieks in fear*

Mr Sweden: *urinates self whilst frantically brushing crumbs from jumper*

Buffet Slayer by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011

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buffet slayer

fat girl

buffet slayer by deBaser November 6, 2003

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Rookie The Buffet Slayer

Basically Rookie Eats Everything On The Table Or Floor In His Case

Alison:Wa u up to nick?
Nick: Nurrin much jus anging round with Rookie the buffet slayer

Rookie The Buffet Slayer by Nicksta January 20, 2005

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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