The ass that girls and guys a like want a taste of. One that is so immaculate the gods themselves come down to earth once a month for a nibble.
by Wsu student February 24, 2023
an amazingly talented basketball player on the Los Angeles Lakers, who has been compared to MJ and who as of right now is the best player in the league!
Kobe Bryant is orgasmic. (:
by babycakes(: March 4, 2008
The supreme overlord of awesomeness, and the saviour of the human race. tis was he who destroyed the wicked Nick Shaw by throwing him into the depths of mount doom, ending the rein of the grammar Nazis. Logan Bryant also invented the pull up and the walking dead. It was he that killed jarred the raw ass nigger as he attempted to steal his clock radio.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s Logan bryant.
Oh no Liam died. Oh well.
Hay, look its Logan. I can die in peace now.
Wow I just pulled a log, hahahaha no you didn’t that’s impossible.
God created humanity, and chuck Norris created god, so who created chuck Norris? It was log silly.
Oh no Liam died. Oh well.
Hay, look its Logan. I can die in peace now.
Wow I just pulled a log, hahahaha no you didn’t that’s impossible.
God created humanity, and chuck Norris created god, so who created chuck Norris? It was log silly.
by wedewfwfefew May 10, 2013
an Asian boy that loves to play basketball but is really bad at it and should really drink crystallized semen and resort to drugs XDhes
"Hey you do you know Bryant Tran?"
"OH that kid that got rejected from the basketball team!"
"yah"
"ya he's gay lul"
"OH that kid that got rejected from the basketball team!"
"yah"
"ya he's gay lul"
by SHREK IS BACK BABY March 16, 2017
The best perimeter player in the league. Attacks the basket, plays defense, shoots the ball, rebounds, passes the ball, and runs the floor...he does everything and does everything well. very athletic and excels under pressure. Almost unblockable fadeaway. Won't find many players like him in the past nor the future. Will be a basketball legend, has a me-first attitude. 9 time all star selection, 7 all-nba teams, 6 all-defensive teams, 3 nba championships. Scored 81points in one game. Scores at a much higher percentage than most players capable of scoring 30points.(ie: gilbert,iverson, ect..) Dominates the game for his team on the offensive end when needed. Challenges himself by gaurding other teams best perimeter player. Has learned a lot with Shaq out of the team. People say Kobe screwed up the finals in 2004, but when all your role players left because Karl Malone and Gary Payton came in, then Malone gets injured and Payton decides he wants to suck, you leave a Lakers team with Jannero Pargo, Stanislav Medvedenko, Rick Fox, Maurice Carter, Jamal Sampson, Ime Udoka, Kareem Rush, Bryon Russell, and Derek Fisher to support Shaq and Kobe. No two man combo could win a championship with that kind of bench. This man seems to draw more haters than any player in the league because of the raped charged against him, the daggers he shoots into other teams, and the way he wins with the other team thinking, "wow.we just got lit up." Bound for a few more nba championships, at the pace the young Lakers team is running at. Hard work ethic, loves to prove media and fans wrong. By the time you read this you will think the writer of this is a dumbass and recieve over 1,000,000 comments worldwide from Kobe haters, but in the end...you'll all come back suckin it. Kobe, the best player in the nba currently on the recovery from a rebuilding franchise.(They have only been rebuilding for what, two fuckin years and everyone says hes a ballhog cause his teammates couldn't do anything? From 2006-present, if any kobe haters actully want to watch a Lakers game instaed of search websites and start posting and hatin on kobe, watch a game, and just watch the Lakers run offense. Just to give you some stats, Hakeem Olajuwon led the league in shots taken 5times, yet no one called him a ballhog.)For all you that dont play civilized basketball aka playing for a good/school(nothing under highschool...or recreation crap) team, you wouldnt understand basketball anyways. People who actully play basketball praise Kobe Bryant because of what he can do. A guy on my team takes half of our teams shots but who cares? We need it to win and no one can stop him. Why not do it if you can do it? Keep wishing you were that good cause there are only a few who have the skill and work ethic that Kobe has that has made him the greatest player in the 21st century. yea. keep tryin to win a chip iverson, cause it aint gonna happen unless you change.
Kobe Bryant is leading his team into a highseed into the playoffs while the lakers are being classified as an elite 8 team in the nba....meanwhile iverson is in denver running around trying to score as much as he can and let his man go by so he can get a quick score so iverson can just run back and try to score again
Iverson-7assist per game...5 of those come from "im driving oh god the lanes blocked im gonna throw it in the middle randomly and i hope one of my centers catch it! goodluck trying to catch one of these bullets camby"
Dear Iverson,
Please dont screw Melo over. Thanks.
Iverson-7assist per game...5 of those come from "im driving oh god the lanes blocked im gonna throw it in the middle randomly and i hope one of my centers catch it! goodluck trying to catch one of these bullets camby"
Dear Iverson,
Please dont screw Melo over. Thanks.
by BaLLiN. January 29, 2007
Bryant University is a school with a beautiful campus, great business programs,nice social atmosphere, and a great job placement program upon graduation. Those Bentley fuckers only talk shit about Bryant because they're in secure, and let's face it, if it were a "shitty" or "safety" school, Bentley wouldn't actually make fun of it. Obviously Bryant is a legitimate rival to Bentley, so Bentley,being the pompous little rich kids they are, have to sling shit at Bryant.
Bryant University grads do as well as just about anybody else in the business world (Ask Jack Welch, former CEO of General Electric, and he'll reaffirm this, one of many references), and those insecure Bentley cumstains can fuck off.
by Harpoon IPA April 14, 2007
#1) He got all them other players on they knees. He's Kobe Bryant
#2) 35ppg.? That dudes, Kobe Bryant
#2) 35ppg.? That dudes, Kobe Bryant
by Christopher Paul May 30, 2008