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The circumstance or situation when you realise your penis seems to be far below average size and has adapted to its environment of pitch black and being covered in pubes whilst bile is being seeped from pores in your penile skin.
Billy-"Mum, I can't see my penis and it's hurting rather extensively"

Mum-"Ohhh Billy, you've got yourself a bad case of 'brundie' or in other words (flagitious uterjuban) ..
by Hypotenuse precipitation September 14, 2016
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