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The circumstance or situation when you realise your penis seems to be far below average size and has adapted to its environment of pitch black and being covered in pubes whilst bile is being seeped from pores in your penile skin.
Billy-"Mum, I can't see my penis and it's hurting rather extensively"

Mum-"Ohhh Billy, you've got yourself a bad case of 'brundie' or in other words (flagitious uterjuban) ..
Brundie by Hypotenuse precipitation September 14, 2016
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A funny girl. Really smart, and usually doesn’t act her age.(whether it be acting older or younger)Brunnies have amazing eyes, and love to laugh and smile. They generally enjoy the finer things in life. They have trouble showing their feelings, and take some time to warm up to new people. They don't trust easily, but that shouldn't stop you from trusting them, they are very trustworthy. They need someone who will listen to them and give their honest opinion. Brunnie are very blunt, and speak their minds often. They are caring and usually very sexy. They know how to flirt and drive men crazy. They know how to get what they want. Brunnies are very good friends. A girl who has faced a lot in life. She is stronger than anyone can imagine. She's been there and done that. A girl who cares for everyone else but has no one to care for her.
I wish I was a Brunnie.
Brunnie by yummymummy413 October 24, 2011
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ted bundied 

when someone seems normal but turns out to be a psychopath
i found this roommate she seems pretty chill but hopefully i don’t get ted bundied
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brandie lam 

the most awsome and perfect person in the world
hahaha i love u brandie lam - matt :]
brandie lam by lilaznpizz4 January 25, 2009
a guy who is emo at heart but swaddled in ralph lauren polos. this guy will most likely deny his secret desire to wear skinny jeans and an american apparel zip up hoodie. he hangs with frat boys but longs to roll around with the hipsters that his friends beat up.
check out that dude, what a total brungie!
brungie by joben magooch April 25, 2009
If you have a Brandie in your life your going to want to keep her cause you’ll go crazy without her and her support. Brandie is someone to go very hard for the ones she love and she loves to put them before herself. You don’t want to mess with a Brandie she’ll go off on the slightest insult. Brandie is a really good people person and knows how to make someone laugh and is such a charmer and has a way with words if she going hard for you and she loves you she’s a Brandie.
That girl is fighting that girl for her bf, She must be a Brandie
Brandie by By jazz June 6, 2020
An Intelligent woman, usually brunette, gorgeous, and goal oriented. She's one to speak her mind and you do not want to mess with a Brandie. She's liable to attack at the slightest insult and she has a mean right hook. However, she can be won over by a really nice hug.
She just totally decked him, she's such a Brandie.
Brandie by Girlychick15 May 15, 2008
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