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brownbottoms
1. n. A fecalated and arrogant musician, particularly one who is a middle-aged, pretentious, artsy narcissist who fucks a musical instrument and claims to be too busy and important to take the time to wipe his own ass. Since he has no friends, the ass is never wiped; therefore his bottoms remain perpetually brown.
2. n. The soiled pants or underwear of a brownbottoms.
3. v. to insert the bow of a cello, violin, or viola de gamba up one's ass without cleaning it before its musical usage is resumed.
2. n. The soiled pants or underwear of a brownbottoms.
3. v. to insert the bow of a cello, violin, or viola de gamba up one's ass without cleaning it before its musical usage is resumed.
That virtouoso of the cello is a real brownbottoms.
Don't go near him; his brownbottoms will make you wretch and gag.
Ewww, don't touch that instrument--I think some one brownbottomsed it!
Don't go near him; his brownbottoms will make you wretch and gag.
Ewww, don't touch that instrument--I think some one brownbottomsed it!
brownbottoms by nihilist_ferret December 5, 2004
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the physical remains(in undergarments-although sometimes outwardly bleeding through the pants) of a hangover induced fart that let a bit more out of the body than gas
Did you see Charlie? He said he was gonna fart then took off in a sprint. I looked over and saw he had fat Kentucky Brownbottom. He's gotta slow down on the sauce.
kentucky brownbottom by sloppyfatmuthahfucker November 22, 2009
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