Brownjot 

The guy who goes to the club without his glasses so he can pull 2's and pretend they're 3's.
If he were to buy soup, he'd buy Campbell's Extra Chunky.

Damn dude, did you see Brownjot leaving the club with Jason's Grandma? Gross man.

Brownjot by Brownjot May 25, 2018

brownbottoms 

1. n. A fecalated and arrogant musician, particularly one who is a middle-aged, pretentious, artsy narcissist who fucks a musical instrument and claims to be too busy and important to take the time to wipe his own ass. Since he has no friends, the ass is never wiped; therefore his bottoms remain perpetually brown.

2. n. The soiled pants or underwear of a brownbottoms.

3. v. to insert the bow of a cello, violin, or viola de gamba up one's ass without cleaning it before its musical usage is resumed.

That virtouoso of the cello is a real brownbottoms.

Don't go near him; his brownbottoms will make you wretch and gag.

Ewww, don't touch that instrument--I think some one brownbottomsed it!

brownbottoms by nihilist_ferret December 5, 2004

kentucky brownbottom 

the physical remains(in undergarments-although sometimes outwardly bleeding through the pants) of a hangover induced fart that let a bit more out of the body than gas

Did you see Charlie? He said he was gonna fart then took off in a sprint. I looked over and saw he had fat Kentucky Brownbottom. He's gotta slow down on the sauce.

kentucky brownbottom by sloppyfatmuthahfucker November 22, 2009