Brown Status 

Defintition 1 noun : Someone goes was beyond the line that has been set whether it be an insult or a story that is false
Definition 2 noun : Someone who thinks they know all things when in fact they know nothing and shoot down all of your beliefs by using counter examples that don't exist

Definition 3 noun : To be an "asshole" above and beyond the call of duty
Definition 4 noun : Someone who is extremely hypocritical
Definition 5 noun: Someone who has their own standard of time.

Defintion 6 noun: Some who thinks they are attractive and can get any girl but can only get girls that are considerably younger than them
Definition 7 noun: Someone who is so incredibly horny that the stories of their sexual endeavors are probably that of a script to pornography

D1: Making retarded jokes at an autism carnival
D2:Person1:Dude the Marlins are in the AFC North
Person2: No they're in the NL East dude
Person1: Bro they're in the AFC North...google it
Person2: Dude that's Brown Status
D3:In Japan yelling...IT'S GODZILLA!!!!!
D4:Acting holy at church then fucking M-Sat
D5:Someone who shows up an hour later than they say they will
D6: (Self-explanatory)
D7:I totally had a 3some with these girls after asking , "would you like to say hello to my little friend ;) ? "

Brown Status by LittleCaesar July 27, 2011

b brown status 

RAGGY.
wearing canadian eagle and ankle braces, being a fatass, and having the queerest hair ever.
COCK BLOCK

''ripped shorts, b.o., bad breath, fuckd up hair...youve got b brown status man.''

''pssst, your status is showing.''

b brown status by jack-me hoff April 30, 2008

b brown status 

Looking like a raggy, wearing fake American Eagle (Canadian Eagle), wearing ankle braces because you broke your OWN ankles playing b ball, QUEER ASS HAIR, COCK BLOCK. Having bad breath, ripped and/or not up-to-date clothing style.

Joe: Look at the guy over there with the ripped shorts and fucked up hair.

Tim: His got the b brown status.

b brown status by Jonny Simpson April 30, 2008

Blown Status 

A new way to express a current status of relaxation. Any status can be expressed by replacing the first word with an adjective.

jonny: "dang dude that was some good stuff"

chris: "Blown status!"

Jonny: "dude, lets go to a rave!"

chris: "Gay Status!"

Blown Status by KEYONE22 January 21, 2011