Brown Santa
The UPS delivery person. Sometimes used in reference to purchasing oneself goods, rather than buying for others.
Brown Santa by oatmeal769 December 10, 2007
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Brown Santa
John: "Wait why aren't Phil and Kate speaking?"
Dave: "They were having anal sex, when he surprised her with a Brown Santa..."
Dave: "They were having anal sex, when he surprised her with a Brown Santa..."
Brown Santa by HouseMD42 April 30, 2013
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Brown Santa
Last night I received a visit from 'Brown Santa' (not UPS) and received a delivery at the back door...
Brown Santa by Goat sniffer December 24, 2020
Brown Santa
That's where you take a dump in a box, wrap it and put it under the tree. The best way to accomplish this to attend a Christmas party, bring a real gift and let every body know that it is yours so they will associate you with that gift. Then slip the Brown Santa under the tree without anybody watching.
This can be done at any party or celebration such as a birthday party or wedding, and with any inappropriate gift: vibrators, gay porn, roadkill and cremated remains.
This can be done at any party or celebration such as a birthday party or wedding, and with any inappropriate gift: vibrators, gay porn, roadkill and cremated remains.
Brown Santa by OldManD December 15, 2009
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