Brown Santa
The UPS delivery person. Sometimes used in reference to purchasing oneself goods, rather than buying for others.
Brown Santa by oatmeal769 December 10, 2007
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John: "Wait why aren't Phil and Kate speaking?"
Dave: "They were having anal sex, when he surprised her with a Brown Santa..."
Dave: "They were having anal sex, when he surprised her with a Brown Santa..."
Brown Santa by HouseMD42 April 30, 2013
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Brown Santa
Last night I received a visit from 'Brown Santa' (not UPS) and received a delivery at the back door...
Brown Santa by Goat sniffer December 24, 2020
Brown Santa
That's where you take a dump in a box, wrap it and put it under the tree. The best way to accomplish this to attend a Christmas party, bring a real gift and let every body know that it is yours so they will associate you with that gift. Then slip the Brown Santa under the tree without anybody watching.
This can be done at any party or celebration such as a birthday party or wedding, and with any inappropriate gift: vibrators, gay porn, roadkill and cremated remains.
This can be done at any party or celebration such as a birthday party or wedding, and with any inappropriate gift: vibrators, gay porn, roadkill and cremated remains.
Brown Santa by OldManD December 15, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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