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brother micah 

a preacher that wanders east coast university campuses. usually yells a lot about how girls today are all sluts, smokers are going to hell, how everyone masturbates, and that pretty much everyone who's not him is going to hell.

he also sucks a dick real good for cheap.
"Hey, did you see brother micah on campus today?"
"No, but I did see him alone in a secluded back alley, he gave me the best blowjob ever for $5!!!"
brother micah by yoduh99 October 3, 2007
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Righteous brother Michael 

A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his righteousness to the priests and laity, basically a troublemaker who tells priests what they should do.
Righteous brother Michael: Pater you should do this, Pater you should do that, Pater you can't say this, Pater you can't say that. Oi Pater you have to do everything I tell you!

Priest: Enough of your righteousness Michael, just go away but don't smash the mugs on your way out.

Righteous brother Michael 

A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his highest levels of righteousness towards the clergy and laity. He believes he has the right to tell the clergy what to do ad well as the laity. The man is a troublemaker in the Greek Orthodox churches.
Michael: Oi Pater how dare you don't do this and that......how dare you say this and that.

Pater: Ah righteous brother Michael if that's the case then I'm sure you can do way better.

He storms off angrily!!!