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Brosponse 

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When somebody asks you a question and you give them a typical bro answer.
-hey man, what you do yesterday?

-I drank a couple nadies and played some disc. Then me and my bros went and Cubed.

-That's such a brosponse.
Brosponse by fukgoombchicks November 9, 2009
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brosponsibility  

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One's repsonsibility to spend time with one's male friends. Females are generally not inlcuded.
"I need to ditch my girlfriend this weekend, I have my brosponsibility to tend to."
brosponsibility by Rary Beller January 20, 2009
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Brosponse • brosponsability • brosponsibility • Bropose • Bromponie • Broponent • Broposel • Brostone • Boston Seacrab • bropen sesami

Bropose 

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When you tell your buddy that you would marry them if they were female.
"No homo, but the girl of my dreams is the female version of you."
"Whoa man, did you just bropose?"
"Maybe..."
Bropose by mb35534 September 18, 2016
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brosponsability 

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the responsability of helping fallen bros during hard times
eg: at the end of a workout; when the lady breaks up with the bro; when the bro feels helpless about life
"bro, thanks for helping me stand up on my feet, bro"
"bro, it's my brosponsability, bro",
brosponsability by tkgchs July 16, 2018
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Broposel 

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When a man asks his best bro to be his best man at his wedding. Sometimes making the broposel more elaborate and meaningful than the proposal the man gave his new fiancé
Kevin: Paul man you have been my bro for 10+ years and now I'm getting married, so now I have a Broposel for you.

Paul: uh...ok?

Kevin: will you be my best fucking man?

Paul: Fuck Yes Bro
Broposel by Th3 KMeister October 25, 2017
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Bropose 

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1. The act of proposing to one's closest bro. It is an entirely heterosexual act, and requires the same level of commitment to eachother as in that of a bromance.

2. The act of putting forward an idea to one's bros.
1. Dirk: "Yo Brent, how was last night?"

Brent: "Oh it was rad dude, Chad totally broposed"

Dirk: "Wow that's awesome dude, i'm totally happy for you two"

2. (Dirk gets up at the table)

Dirk :"Gentlemen, i wish to bropose something, we should totally have a bro and sack night at mine this friday"

All : "What an excellent broposal"
Bropose by Bro-EE3 December 7, 2009
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Bromponie 

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Bromponie is the afrikaans word for motorbike. The thing with the two wheel and the seat is on the engen and when you drive it your balls vibrate and you get an erection.(that is why men love bikes)
Hey look there is Nina die bosmyt and Henry on there 50CC Bromponie.
Bromponie by ma se tjops October 18, 2008
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