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brozone layer 

atmosphere made of girls' fart which prevents the rays of hope of dating coming through. Friendzoner's ultimate move. A girl set up the brozone layer only when she is comfortable enough with a guy to call him a brother.
Peter: I'm really happy that Angie and I are getting to know each other better. The other day she farted; it was so cute.
All the guys: No, you fool. She set up the brozone layer; you're hopeless.
brozone layer by lordeChae December 13, 2014

Brozone Layer 

Any area in which there is an unusually high prevalence of Bros. These wastebags can be easily recognized by their flat-brimmed skateboard hats, board shorts, and lack of a job, or any motivation in life. The Brozone layer is unusually thick in San Diego, specifically down in Pacific Beach at establishments like Moondoggies. A brozone layer can be very disorienting, and often leads smoking hot girls to date these losers.
Fitness: Yo Chuck, we gotta get out of here I can barely breathe.
Chuck: I know, the brozone layer in here is so thick I can't even see.
Fitness: I know, the joke will be on these bro's in ten years when they are still skateboarding at the beach, collecting welfare.
Brozone Layer by Fitness J May 31, 2007

Hole in the brozone layer 

(Noun) A guy who doesn't show up when you're out with boys for a cool one.
Chuck didn't make it to tailgating 'cause his Chevy Malibu broked own on the way to the game. There was definitely a hole in the brozone layer last Sunday.

brozone layer 

in the following example, mikey and corey are bros.

Mikey: yo corey
Corey: yo mikey

(ariel enters)

Corey: it was cool when we were chilling, but im feeling a hole in the brozone layer.
brozone layer by eskimo brothaaa January 26, 2010

a hole in the brozone layer 

When a large group of bros are talking in a strictly-guy conversation, and a girl tries to jump in and contribute
Jessica caused a hole in the brozone layer when she tried to join into a conversation about last night's party that the jocks were having

Brozone Layer 

A place worse than the friend zone. The brozone layer occurs when the girl you like deems you a "brother to her." There is almost no chance of getting out of the brozone layer.

See Friend Zone
Bro 1: hey man hows it going with that chick
Bro 2: she put me in the brozone layer :(
Bro 1: You're fucked
Brozone Layer by igotbrozoned March 28, 2012