by jcns February 3, 2016
Brandon likes to get ass fucked in the bathroom. Typically public bathrooms with strangers. Aka: glory holes.
"Hey do you know where Brandon is?"
"Ah dude he went to the bathroom so probs getting fucked idk"
"Ugh that's so typically 'brandon'."
"Ah dude he went to the bathroom so probs getting fucked idk"
"Ugh that's so typically 'brandon'."
by Idgafimonlyheretoproveapoint May 26, 2019
A relatively slick, yet reserved individual who has an unrelenting, arguably disturbing fixation for tot wees. His affinity for tot wees is boldy displayed through twiddling, fiddling and all out diddling. If you come across a Brandon the best course of action is to notify the appropriate authorities as he is likely wanted in numerous municipalities. Salacious.
"Hide you kids, Brandon is on the loose"
"Did you hear Brandon got banned from Disney World?!"
Q:Where is Brandon?
A: Probably over there on that jumping castle. If not there, check the seesaw or tire swing.
"Did you hear Brandon got banned from Disney World?!"
Q:Where is Brandon?
A: Probably over there on that jumping castle. If not there, check the seesaw or tire swing.
by Tastycrumpets October 25, 2013
A dumb nerdy kid, who only plays video games, talks about his girlfriend, and thinks he's awesome. He has a ridiculously small penis, but struts around like he has a noob tube in his pants. He's simply a dumbass
Guy 1:Bro, what the fuck is that guy doing to that girls hair?
Guy 2: Omg...he's sniffing it....he's obviously a Brandon.
Guy 1: What an annoying freak
Guy 2: Omg...he's sniffing it....he's obviously a Brandon.
Guy 1: What an annoying freak
by DJHAGGERMOUTH July 14, 2011
A person who watches to much porn and decides to Smoke, Drink, Becoming a drug dealer and a rapist soon when he grows up. He bullys people and he's a very mean bitch.
by TheLoyalMan May 17, 2017