Brandana

A small bandana used in the genital region of a male usually to cover up a micropenis.

"Hey mate, Katy tells me you've been sporting a Brandana."
"Oi! Stop that. I've done nothing of the sort. I've simply injured it is all and I'm wearing a regular ordinary bandage down there."
"So why is it showing through your leggings and why does it have a pink paisley design?"
"Fuck off!"

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017