the kindest human ever. anybody would be lucky to even know him. he knows how to make you happy. he’s the most perfect boy. when he says that he loves you, he means it. he would risk his life to save yours. braeden burch is an amazing human.
by brizika July 19, 2018
A super cool and crazy talented guitarist and singer in the band Wallows, alongside Dylan Minnette and Cole Preston. He’s very funny and very kind. Stan for clear skin
by c837y January 29, 2021
When you are balls deep in your wife's, sisters asshole when she happens to have a tiny residual pop in her pop shoot that because of your forcefully thrusting spatters on the wall of her kitchen, and later when you are at her house with your wife, she thinks it is chocolate and licks it.
by Donolonious April 23, 2019
Braeden goemer is a redneck and he likes to send it, he also likes to send nudes... But to guys. He gets sad when someone dates his crush.
by Fredericks daddy March 30, 2019
Did I say Braeden Timms? I meant the best person ever! If you ever meet them, you better cherish them because they are so nice and kind and sweet! They are extremely cute and hella tall, and it’s adorable. They should know being skinny and tall and having a little bit of acne is never ugly. If you know a Braeden Timms, if they are like this then this is them, because there is no one like them in the world! They have adorable stretch marks on their shoulders, too! You better make them as your lock screen and give them cute nicknames AND LOAD THEM UP WITH JUNK FOOD! Please never hurt them, and never say that they “do not show enough affection” or “talk about their mental problems” because the only time they bring up their mental problems is when they are in the middle of a panic attack or something extreme. Oh yeah, maybe try taking them to a zoo where there are Siberian tigers, and they would prefer pictures of the blue sky over red hot lava any day of the week. Maybe even try climbing a mountain with them!!! They also like Autumn, and did I mention they are cute? I did? Well then let me say something else: they are adorable and so lovable, and though they can be protective they are super soft and insecure!! Always cherish them, and remember their pronouns because even though they do not correct people too too often, it’s always nice of you (they/them if you are wondering). If you meet them, give them lots of hugs and cuddles! They truly do deserve the world!
by Bffr. May 21, 2020
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