Girlfriend: I'm going to need you to pay my bills, let me peg you, wear a bracelet with my name on it to show that you're my property, let me fuck my ex because we share custody of a dog and don't question the fact that my parents have been married a combined 9x, oh and it's a requirement that you worship the devil with me.
Bottorff: YES ma'am, let me bend over right now, here's my credit card for online shopping, just use my back as a desk while you peg me, you can order whatever you want, just please only fuck your ex 2x this week, I feel like you don't get the dildo too deep in my ass when you've used your energy on him.
Girlfriend: Shut up bitch and make sure you wear your ID bracelet with my name on it the next time you leave the house. Then go pick up some tacos for me and make sure they're hot so when I get back from fucking my ex I have a meal to come home to
Bottorff: I can't believe I get the privilege of being used by you. Please let me kiss your feet after you walk me like one of your dogs.
Girlfriend: Got a bigger dildo for you, have it ready when I get back from vacation with my ex.
Bottorff: Thank you for allowing me to be the bottom, It's so nice when the woman who's pegging me is built like a line backer and has a big head, I feel so feminine and small when you peg me. I'm taking you on vacation next. I can't wait for everyone to know that I finally scored a mid chick who knows how to use a dildo correctly, thanks babe!
Bottorff: YES ma'am, let me bend over right now, here's my credit card for online shopping, just use my back as a desk while you peg me, you can order whatever you want, just please only fuck your ex 2x this week, I feel like you don't get the dildo too deep in my ass when you've used your energy on him.
Girlfriend: Shut up bitch and make sure you wear your ID bracelet with my name on it the next time you leave the house. Then go pick up some tacos for me and make sure they're hot so when I get back from fucking my ex I have a meal to come home to
Bottorff: I can't believe I get the privilege of being used by you. Please let me kiss your feet after you walk me like one of your dogs.
Girlfriend: Got a bigger dildo for you, have it ready when I get back from vacation with my ex.
Bottorff: Thank you for allowing me to be the bottom, It's so nice when the woman who's pegging me is built like a line backer and has a big head, I feel so feminine and small when you peg me. I'm taking you on vacation next. I can't wait for everyone to know that I finally scored a mid chick who knows how to use a dildo correctly, thanks babe!
by crotchless February 5, 2023
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