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Boston Brakes 

"the boston brakes": assassination technique developed in boston by the s.i.s
a technique in wich microchip transceiver's built into cars (mostly after theft and recovery)override the steering column and braking funtions causing seemingly out of control accidents
drift, powerslide, and or skid marks are all commonly found in cases involving the "boston brakes" the "boston brakes" theory has been proven through scientific studies to be real and is believed to be the method used for the assassination of princess diana!
random idiot:"did you know princess diana got into a car accident and died because her driver was drunk"

man who studies:"diana was a victim of "the boston brakes" assassination technique asshole..... and saying thats just a conspiracy theory is like saying JFK died naturally.... do your research"
Boston Brakes by KZ2DP March 19, 2008
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Boston Brake Job 

A sexual act involving a man's erect penis, a Boston cream doughnut and fellatio giving a crude resemblance to the mounting of a brake disk on a wheel hub. The doughnut is pressed onto the man's erect penis and once the penis has broken through to the other side fellatio is performed on the now cream covered penis.
"Fuck we were so drunk last night that after we got home from Tim Hortons, River busted out the last Boston cream and gave me the ole Boston Brake job"

Boston E-brake 

The act of one man pulling on the other mans penis while engaged in Male missionary sex.
While Clay Aiken was doing Neil Patrick Harris, Male Missionary style, Clay Aiken reached down and gave Neil Patrick Harris a Boston E-brake.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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