Bongwipe

1:A bongwipe is a term used to describe someone who smoked too much weed, or other drug, and is now as dumb as a bong.

2:Another way to say "asswipe" or "dumbass".

3:A moron that would be king, if stupidity was a form of currency or respect.

I tried to teach that bongwipe how to play, but would get 21 and just keep hitting!

Bongwipe by Doom-Muffin November 6, 2009

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waste of bungwipe

Very similar to an oxygen thief; a totally worthless PWPOSMF (pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker).
The term bungwipe refers to toliet paper, so the waste of bungwipe is somebody that does not really need to exist; e.g., a pollutant in the gene pool.

Goddammit stop doing that you waste of bungwipe!!!

That mofo is such a waste of bungwipe that I want to force-feed him ten boxes of extra-strength Ex-Lax, water it down his esophagus with a couple of quarts of concentrated camel urine, and then sew his lips to his asshole.

waste of bungwipe by Telephony January 17, 2012

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bungwipe

A slang term used to describe (a roll of) toliet paper.

Hey Martha! We're out of bungwipe again!

bungwipe by Telephony November 28, 2011

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bungwipe

a cloth or fabric for the wiping of one's bung

Damnit, Beavis! Come back here with that candy! You owe me, bungwipe!

bungwipe by The Mole September 29, 2004

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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