Bongwipe

1:A bongwipe is a term used to describe someone who smoked too much weed, or other drug, and is now as dumb as a bong.

2:Another way to say "asswipe" or "dumbass".

3:A moron that would be king, if stupidity was a form of currency or respect.

I tried to teach that bongwipe how to play, but would get 21 and just keep hitting!

by Doom-Muffin November 6, 2009

waste of bungwipe

Very similar to an oxygen thief; a totally worthless PWPOSMF (pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker).
The term bungwipe refers to toliet paper, so the waste of bungwipe is somebody that does not really need to exist; e.g., a pollutant in the gene pool.

Goddammit stop doing that you waste of bungwipe!!!

That mofo is such a waste of bungwipe that I want to force-feed him ten boxes of extra-strength Ex-Lax, water it down his esophagus with a couple of quarts of concentrated camel urine, and then sew his lips to his asshole.

by Telephony January 17, 2012

bungwipe

A slang term used to describe (a roll of) toliet paper.

Hey Martha! We're out of bungwipe again!

by Telephony November 28, 2011

bungwipe

a cloth or fabric for the wiping of one's bung

Damnit, Beavis! Come back here with that candy! You owe me, bungwipe!

by The Mole September 29, 2004