Bongchritis

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When you hit your distant homies disgusting caked bong out of politeness and end up sick for months. Clean 👏🏻 Your 👏🏻 Smoking 👏🏻 Shit🤙🏽

“Dude I hit Mary’s gnarly bong last week... the doctor told me I have bronchitis but she’s wrong, it’s bongchritis”

Bongchritis by goddesz July 18, 2018

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Bongchitis

A term for a bad cough associated with smoking Marijuana.

Cough cough - The old Bongchitis is playing up again!

Bongchitis by Mr Rios D April 22, 2013

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Bongchitis

When filling bong with too much water and still smoking.Causing lungs to aquire droplets of water becoming bronchitis.

I filled my bong with too much water when i smoked. now i have bongchitis.

Bongchitis by IAtomskI August 17, 2014

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Bongchitis

taking massive bong rips and coughing continiously for up to 15 minutes.

Hey Brad will you shut up with your bongchitis. I'm trying to watch t.v.

Bongchitis by TommyBoy2010 February 3, 2010

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Bongchitis

The act of ripping a bong so hard you cough uncontrollably hard for an extended period of time.

jade was chiefin so hard she got the bongchitis, if you know what i mean

Bongchitis by Ms Frizzle Fry August 6, 2010

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Bongchitis

A condition usually caused by smoking too many bongs filled with kryptochronicunilight and may last several days or weeks.

Man.... my Bongchitis is KILLING me!!!

Bongchitis by Josh and Lance March 17, 2008

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Bongchitis

A condition usually caused by smoking too many bongs filled with kryptochronicunilight and may last several days or weeks.

Man.... my Bongchitis is KILLING me!!!

Bongchitis by Josh and Lance March 18, 2008

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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