Bonais 

Bonais (Bone - Ayes) is basically a word hybrid of Boner Mayonaise, which is Semen that is ejected or discharged from an erection. If however the semen is discharged from a non-erect penis which is however Physically, Mentally, and even Technically impossible, it would most likely not be considered bonais, but seriously, if you actually managed to do that, you should go see a doctor and get that shit checked out.

Billy "Jim what are you doing in my bathroom?"

Jim "ejecting bonais from my erection"

Bonais by Dehe August 9, 2009

Bongistan 

Slang that originated from /pol/ that is used for Great Britain (mainly England) to emphasise the Muslim immigration. A mix of Britbong and *stan, which is a common suffix for Muslim ex-USSR countries.

Such is life in Bongistan

Bongistan by Valcer February 1, 2016

dake-bonoism 

Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.

"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."

dake-bonoism by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004

Boneism

An extended period of penile erection brought about as a result of eating BBQ from the American restaurant chain "Smokey Bones"

That's pulled pork at Smokey Bones gave me a Boneism that lasted more than 4 hours. Should I call my Doctor?

Boneism by Boneism October 19, 2017

dake-bonoism 

Dake-Bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late Rev. Finis Jennings Dake and lyrical writings of Bono (singer for the popular band U2).

Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.

That Carman guy has to be a Dake-Bonoist. That boy can click like there is no tomorrow!

dake-bonoism by skip November 7, 2002

bontis 

boring, lame, uninteresting

this class is so bontis.

bontis by bandgeek2225 February 13, 2020

bonats 

term used to describe a very good looking woman.

-Guy 1:Wow bro, you see that broad standing there, isn't she looking good.
-Guy 2:yah bro, shes a fkn bonats.

bonats by guido-st.leo February 3, 2008