Bolshevik Marketing

When you tell the consumer what they "aught" to want, instead of delivering them a product they actually do want.

In an attempt at Bolshevik Marketing, EA Game's chief design officer Patrick Soderlund says not to buy Battlefield 5 if you aren't woke enough.

by Emperor_Volta November 30, 2018

Bolshevik Revolution

Bolshevik for short... means bull shit

Man 1: I'm doin it with your wife.
Man 2: BOLSHEVIK!!!
~or~
Man 1: Dad, I peed my pants...I'm sorry..
Man 2: Son, that's Bolshevik Revolution... Ass hole.

by Doctor Bananas April 13, 2008

Bolshevik Blunt

A blunt rolled with famine stem weed

Leon Trotsky rolls a Bolshevik Blunt, is asked to leave Soviet Union

by Link Pemonade June 18, 2022

preppy Bolshevik

Anyone on NPR. Cookie-pushers, pinkos, and limousine liberals with expensive degrees, an air of moral superiority, and left politics. See bobo, Bolshevik.

Howard Dean is such a preppy Bolshevik, he's totally naive about the South.

by octopod November 9, 2003

gary bolshevik

When you are driving round a clapped out banger down the road and you are Tweet Trolling because you are too obsessed with online rows. You hope the police see you because you want them to wave at you even though you are a massive six points law breaker.

My friend Dan is a massive Gary Bolshevik, whenever he gets in his Ford Fiesta he still won't stop texting and tweeting from his phone, his next destination will be a lamppost.

by Pugwasher November 20, 2021