Bobby Carrot Share definition Flag A "bobby carrot" is the act of inserting a carrot up the rectum and convincing others you can see perfectly in the dark. Wait, I can see. I've been bobby carrotted by your mum. Bobby Carrot by granny bukkake December 27, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Bobby Carrot mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch