Bobbsled 

Another word for confused.

Often mistaken for "bobsled"

Pronunciation:
BOB-seld

Person 1: when the kids are in the hospital and I don't know what to do with the hospital and I don't know what to do with the hospital and I don't know what to do with the hospital and I

Person 2: I'm bobbsled.

Bobbsled by im kuro i think October 31, 2022

dirty bobsled 

shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.

I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.

dirty bobsled by mr. voldemort December 30, 2010

Siberian Bobsled 

When a man has sex with a woman at the top of a stairway "doggy style," he has her facing the stairs and holding onto the top step. When about to about to come to climax, the man kicks out the woman's arms out from under her and rides her down the stairs bobsled style. The vibrations from the stairs cause an unparalleled orgasmic experience.

Warning: this sex act may cause damage to said woman's face.

Bill: I rode Kathy down the stairs last night Siberian bobsled style.

John: You probably won't need sex for another month

Fred: good thing Kathy's face was already busted, it would have been a shame to do that to Amy

Siberian Bobsled by febuaryX July 4, 2009

Jamaican Bobsled 

4 guys in line. Guy in the back of the line inserts a buttplug into his own ass and his thumb into the ass of the guy in front of him whilst masturbating. That guy does the same to the gentleman in front of him, and so on down the line. The guy in front of the line is in charge of the speed and tenacity of the group. He may also call out cadences. "Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Let's all get off, it's bobsled time!"

Me and the fellas at work got bored and tried the Jamaican Bobsled in the conference room. A real team building experience.

Jamaican Bobsled by Sanka Coffie November 8, 2019

Slovakian Bobsled 

The act of inserting ones johnson into the vagina,while forcing her onto her back in order to ride her down a staircase, hence the bobsled.

Bob- Dude did you notice those marks on your staircase
Jeffey- Yeah whats up with that?
Bob- Me and your mom tried the slovakian bobsled last night, shit got out of hand
Jeffey- Dammit dude again?

Slovakian Bobsled by The Ape Raper January 27, 2013

Russian Bobsled 

A sexual act in where a man is engaging a woman doggy style next to a flight of stairs and then pushes her down the stairs and rides her the whole way.

Bob:Hey man, what did you do last night?
John:Oh nothing much, i just pulled the Russian Bobsled on Jen.
Bob:Nice, hopefully it didn't bruise her knees too bad.

Russian Bobsled by Danish_boy7 November 6, 2008

back-alley bobsled 

Fucking a chick in the ass while going down a waterslide.

Steve and Mindy were kicked out of Waterville for performing a back-alley bobsled.

back-alley bobsled by ahrnygoose September 24, 2010