He is such a fruit boarder. I mean, he wears the brands, but he dosen't skate. you can tell by his walk. He is such a poser.
(IN this case, you can also call this person a fruit boarder, because they are.
(IN this case, you can also call this person a fruit boarder, because they are.
by Ditto39 March 31, 2004
A person who finds joy in riding a long-board or longer skateboard
Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.
Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.
The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.
Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.
Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.
Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.
The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.
Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.
Skater 1: Do you know mark that douche bag that does art?
Skater:2 Yeah
Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder
Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day
Skater:2 Yeah
Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder
Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day
by HircineXex August 22, 2010
A person that walks with their skateboard untill someone can see them, then they hop on their board.
by jac5 October 2, 2005
From the Latin snowus skius boardius - see. homosexualalist - A descriptive Noun used to describe a latent homosexual Skier, wearing hot pants and mid riff bearing shirts or ski racing jacket while prancing down the slopes on a snowboard.
v., Ski-Boarding
v., Ski-Boarding
My Friend Shane went with us this weekend and rode a snowboard for the first time wearing tight pants and a Ski Racing Jacket; what a Ski-Boarder!!
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My buddy Shane is the captain of his ski-boarding team.
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My buddy Shane is the captain of his ski-boarding team.
by Shilo January 28, 2005
The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.
Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.
by CommentBot826 September 1, 2014
man, i met some girl last night, her cunt was so fucked up i thought id fallen over into a pile of shit.
by jody October 30, 2003
A baby who very aggressively swats their hand or foot and requires a mild board restraint to keep an IV access safe
by DonnaMR October 23, 2019