Blumzey

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Someone who is acting undesirable or unlike how you want them to act. They are either being out of line, dumb, or going against you and pissing you off.

"Did you hear about how Kailyn from Teen Mom cheated on Jordan, why does she have to act so damn blumzey?"

"Remember when Christian Bale went off on the set of Batman? I used to love him, but now I think he is blumzey as hell."

Blumzey by Gardner11 May 14, 2012

Words you can keep

Blumkey

The act of preforming fellatio on a man whilst he is simultaneously taking a shit.
fellatio = blowjob

“I was running late for work so I asked her to give me some blumkey to save time.”
“My life revolves around multitasking and saving time and that is why I make my wife give me some blumkey to save time”

Blumkey by Cathaleoo815 June 15, 2020

Related Words

Blumzey • Blumkey • blumpey • blumey • Blumey'd • blumeyer

blumpey

A ho sucks your dick while you take a shit.

After that blumpey I felt daaamn good; I lost my spunk and my shit at one sitting!

blumpey by B-Town May 12, 2003

blumpey

The act of giving a male oral pleasure while he is doing No.2, whether he be sitting or otherwise.

She came out of nowhere and started sucking it, i was taking a shit, but i didnt stop her

blumpey by Shayne June 6, 2004

blumkey

giving a blowjob to your significant other while they are pooping

man 1: my wife gave me a blumkey yesterday!
man 2: you're a really lucky dude, I wish my wife would do that to me!

blumkey by manman12 January 19, 2022

blumey

a man very feminine in nature, coming from the word "bloom" as in a flower. Your average blumey is a non- descript individual, standing roughly 5 foot 9 and very often seen complaining about various issues.

example: a blumey was spotted recently inside a McDonalds restaurant complaining about the lack of dip choices for his chicken McNuggets

blumey by chamber resident February 14, 2010

blumeyer

The loneliest person you'll ever meet. He is never nice to the people who are nice to him. He is despised by everyone. He is not the most good looking guy and he has a very bad personality

Watch out it's Blumeyer!

blumeyer by Hejwowgd October 7, 2017

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026