Blind Randy 

n. a particular grade of poor quality moonshine that makes one blind and horny, not necessarily in that order.”

doofus #1 “hey man, what’s up with your sister I saw her pulling a train with the chess club the other night”

doofus #2 “Damn! She must’ve been hittin’ the blind randy again”

Blind Randy by thunderchicken March 1, 2012

Blind Randy 

When a person who isnt black accidently says nigger in a public place loud enough for everyone to hear...usually the person becomes embarresed and worried after pulling a Blind Randy

Dude my grandma totaly pulled a Blind Randy at Intimate Obsessions last evening I felt so embarresed for her, the black guy at the counter didnt let her use the coupon she had either...

Dude #2: Damn dude thats gay.

Blind Randy by Raunchy Bill February 17, 2010