Blame Fart
(verb)
This is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so nobody suspects you.
Warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circumstances. The result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.
This is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so nobody suspects you.
Warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circumstances. The result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.
Jack: Ah, who ripped one?!
Jen: That is putrid!
Josh: *nervously* EWWW, Fido that is disgusting. Sorry guys, Fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.
Jack: I'll say, wow.
Jen: No way, Josh. That was a total blame fart. It was you. We all know Chao Mein does it to you.
Josh: *face reddens*
Jen: That is putrid!
Josh: *nervously* EWWW, Fido that is disgusting. Sorry guys, Fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.
Jack: I'll say, wow.
Jen: No way, Josh. That was a total blame fart. It was you. We all know Chao Mein does it to you.
Josh: *face reddens*
Blame Fart by pi@noguy December 8, 2010
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