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The absolute best card ever printed for Magic: The Gathering.

This card is so good that people today buy it for prices of AT LEAST $1000.00

This card is so good that cards that were specifically made to do exactly 1/3 of what it does (Lotus Petal) and cards that were specifically made to be insanely crappy versions of it (Lion's Eye Diamond) got banned along with it because they were abused just as much.
If you have a Black Lotus, DO NOT SELL IT!!! Wait a few decades (make sure to keep it in mint condition) and then sell it when its average Ebay price is about $5000.00+
by Psydon March 05, 2005
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The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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Codename of a legendary female of the Chinese Mafia in the Philippines, rumoured to be the real leader secretly controlling the organisation behind more prominent figureheads. She is also alleged to be a math wizard and controls all organisation finances and investments (both legal and illegal). Up to this day, her true identity is still unknown, and is kept that way due in large part to her significance to local mafia operations.
Cunning tactical move or urban legend? Even until now, the Philippine NBI (National Bureau of Investigation) has yet to confirm the existence, and much less the identity, of the mythical Black Lotus.
by dinob7 January 11, 2010
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When a woman cups her hands like a flower and gives a black man a handjob.
Dude I heard Kathy gave Dante an awesome Black Lotus last night
by followmylogic November 23, 2011
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A rare card in the Magic: The Gathering series. Printed in series: Alpha, Beta, Unlimited.

People who buy Black Lotuses are nerds and stupid (they cost >$500 each)
Person1: I have a Black Lotus.
Person2: Wow, you're a retard.
by xerent January 02, 2004
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