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Bitchquick 

A pancake mix, similar to Bisquick, except that it is solely consumed by women during their time each month. It is believed to be the source of womankind's bitchiness during this cycle. It is an illicit substance, but completely untracable.
Tom: Hey Jennie! How's it going?
Jennie: Don't give me that "how's it going" crap!!! Your such a fucking ass leave me alone!
Tom: Whoa... did you eat Bitchquick this morning?
Bitchquick by Glomwill January 31, 2008
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BITCHQUICK 

A spray you spray on yourself to get rid of annoying people by acting BITCHY.
JOE"holly crap its bill run"
TONY"NO its fine just spray this bitchquick on yourself"
BILL leaves crying
BITCHQUICK by RE1997 March 27, 2010

Bitchduck 

Bitch duck is a cartoon character Peter Griffin from the television program Family Guy created for his show "Handiquacks". She likes to have no fun, and ruins others fun.
That girl is always ruining our fun, what a bitchduck.
Bitchduck by elliethebitchduck July 11, 2010

Bitchcricket

Someone who talks shit behind someones back but shuts up when the person there talking about walks by or confronts them. Similar to a chirping cricket.
I saw Amanda talking to someone and looking at me, but when I walked by she stopped and looked away and then kept talking about Me when I walked away. What a Bitchcricket.
Bitchcricket by Jamezisshort124 December 28, 2013

bitchquake 

Commonly used in California, A bitchquake is a small earthquake that hardly does any damage and only lasts for a short period of time.
1: Hey did you feel that bitchquake this morning?
2: Nope, I slept right threw it because it was so small.
bitchquake by AAJJCC March 24, 2008

bitchquake 

Commonly used in California, A bitchquake is a small earthquake that hardly does any damage and only lasts for a short period of time.
1: Hey did you feel that bitchquake this morning?
2: Nope, I slept right threw it because it was so small.
bitchquake by kaiwhtkask8365 March 23, 2008

cuntlicking bitchfuck 

someone who thinks shes better than everyone else and punches her only friend in the face and thinks shes the shit and sticks her boobs out and acts all like a slutfuck and rapes everyone and is always moaning.
oh my god did you see olivia today!?
yes! she is such a cuntlicking bitchfuck.
totally.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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