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Bitchquick 

A pancake mix, similar to Bisquick, except that it is solely consumed by women during their time each month. It is believed to be the source of womankind's bitchiness during this cycle. It is an illicit substance, but completely untracable.
Tom: Hey Jennie! How's it going?
Jennie: Don't give me that "how's it going" crap!!! Your such a fucking ass leave me alone!
Tom: Whoa... did you eat Bitchquick this morning?
Bitchquick by Glomwill January 31, 2008
Words you can keep

BITCHQUICK 

A spray you spray on yourself to get rid of annoying people by acting BITCHY.
JOE"holly crap its bill run"
TONY"NO its fine just spray this bitchquick on yourself"
BILL leaves crying
BITCHQUICK by RE1997 March 27, 2010

Bitchduck 

Bitch duck is a cartoon character Peter Griffin from the television program Family Guy created for his show "Handiquacks". She likes to have no fun, and ruins others fun.
That girl is always ruining our fun, what a bitchduck.
Bitchduck by elliethebitchduck July 11, 2010

Bitchcricket

Someone who talks shit behind someones back but shuts up when the person there talking about walks by or confronts them. Similar to a chirping cricket.
I saw Amanda talking to someone and looking at me, but when I walked by she stopped and looked away and then kept talking about Me when I walked away. What a Bitchcricket.
Bitchcricket by Jamezisshort124 December 28, 2013

bitchquake 

Commonly used in California, A bitchquake is a small earthquake that hardly does any damage and only lasts for a short period of time.
1: Hey did you feel that bitchquake this morning?
2: Nope, I slept right threw it because it was so small.
bitchquake by AAJJCC March 24, 2008

bitchquake 

Commonly used in California, A bitchquake is a small earthquake that hardly does any damage and only lasts for a short period of time.
1: Hey did you feel that bitchquake this morning?
2: Nope, I slept right threw it because it was so small.
bitchquake by kaiwhtkask8365 March 23, 2008

cuntlicking bitchfuck 

someone who thinks shes better than everyone else and punches her only friend in the face and thinks shes the shit and sticks her boobs out and acts all like a slutfuck and rapes everyone and is always moaning.
oh my god did you see olivia today!?
yes! she is such a cuntlicking bitchfuck.
totally.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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