Bitches on toast

"Bitches on Toast" is the answer to any question. It is best used as a replacement for "Why not?"

Dan: Why did you get your ear pierced?
Steve: Bitches on toast.
Dan: What?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON TOAST!
Dan: No seriously. Why?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON MOTHER FUCKING TOAST!

by IAI March 13, 2013

bitch toast

when you want to take the term bitch to a higher level

Krump it bitch toast!

by argueable January 23, 2012

Bitching Toast

An 80s word meaning cool or awesome.

That game was incredibly bitching toast.

by Huber Cumberdale January 03, 2008

bitch toast

Really thin bread that no man should ever touch to avoid looking like a pussy-man

Jenny: Jim, do you want a sandwich?
Jim: Not if you're going to make it on bitch toast!

by jblake08 December 30, 2007