Biscuit

A dry, boring, lame, unappealing female. Not a bitch but adds nothing (and sometimes detracts) from the situation.

- oh man shes a biscuit

- who brought the biscuit?

by mattinc76 October 21, 2011

Biscuit

Endemic to the Bay Area, a male exhibiting the qualities and features of a biscuit: white and flakey. While often charming, they have trouble keeping appointments or making decisions. They are often artistically or creatively inclined. Also see: bisquette.

He is such a biscuit he told me he'd call me in twenty minutes and then forgot and texted me two hours later.

by sickofbiscuits June 21, 2009

Biscuit

Highest praise a teacher can receive

That biscuit kicked some cunts ass for showing no respect.

by Eagle636 March 25, 2019

Biscuit

The Worlds best Cat

I love Biscuit, she’s the best cat ever.

by PurplePlumWhale June 19, 2018

Biscuit

Irrelevant piece of bread that has layering of shades and flavors to them; a piece of fuck ass food.

" Swear that female is always starting rumors, she is nothing but a biscuit"

by something mclovin December 11, 2014

Biscuit

Another word for bitch, used by many children too lazy to actually swear.

Girl: Hey where's Alice?
Boy: I broke up with her, she was such a biscuit

by CooganmerINC June 24, 2017

Biscuit

Another term for bitch

Old ass biscuit

by Wiseman Chuckie December 22, 2016