My name's Osama Bin Laden, i did a shit in the garden,
a number 2, not on the loo,
i did a great big poo.
I used quick shit remover, and scrubed it with the hoover,
but still the smell wont go to hell,
so then my hopes all fell.
I stuck it in the garden, so that it would harden,
after that it ate the cat,
and then it became fat.
a number 2, not on the loo,
i did a great big poo.
I used quick shit remover, and scrubed it with the hoover,
but still the smell wont go to hell,
so then my hopes all fell.
I stuck it in the garden, so that it would harden,
after that it ate the cat,
and then it became fat.
by Bobby Lad October 4, 2006
Get the Bin ladenmug. by Spillings2 April 14, 2015
Get the bin ladenmug. Navy Seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a bin Laden. The bartender says he doesn't know how to make that drink. The Seal says "oh it's easy, it's just two shots and a splash of water."
by thatguy530 December 11, 2011
Get the bin Ladenmug. When you're at a pool and a girl is sucking your dick, just before you ejaculate, you pull out of her mouth, blast her in the eye, grab a towel and wrap it around her and kick her into the pool
Girl: Can you believe what this guy just did to me?
Friend: What he do?
Girl: He came in my eye and threw me into the pool! He called it the Bin Laden
Friend: What he do?
Girl: He came in my eye and threw me into the pool! He called it the Bin Laden
by fr34ksh0w June 15, 2011
Get the The Bin Ladenmug. The act of cautiously releasing a bloody turd into the toilet much like the way Bin Laden was dumped into the ocean
Upon waking up the morning after a long night of eating super nuclear chicken wings and broken glass, I was nearly crying as I released a nasty bin laden.
by CAPT_DOMM June 7, 2011
Get the bin ladenmug. by M. Caldarella August 30, 2006
Get the bin ladenedmug. 