Billy Joel Special

A Billy Joel Special is when a drunk driver crashes in to your house

"I was just having a quiet meal with my family, then all of the sudden, BOOM! I got hit with a Billy Joel special."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Billy Joel Syndrome

When a smoking hot woman is married/paired with a butt-ugly guy.

Examples of the Billy Joel Syndrome include Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley, and Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett.

by B.J. P. July 4, 2008