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Big Dick Day 

When you organise a spectacular military parade to say, "Tanks" to all your dictator friends.
Did you see all those Russian tanks at the inaugural Big Dick Day?
Big Dick Day by No Hemingway July 3, 2019

big dick day 

May 26 every one born on this day has a big dick
big dick day by its big boy November 8, 2019

National Big dick day

Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around
National big dick day is for all the big boys.

National Big Dick Day

November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.
Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"

Nate: "Not allowed to."

Matt: "Damn."

Big Dick Appreciation Day 

September 3rd

A day to appreciate the men who have big dicks.
Did you get John a present for Big Dick Appreciation Day?
Big Dick Appreciation Day by HISTGD September 3, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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