A large-nose Italian who gets you so hot in your pants that you have no choice but to call the fire department. He makes girls aged from fetus to near-death faint when he walks by from his undeniable Biaggio-ness, and Justin Bieber only wishes he were Biaggio. Biaggio can sniff out anything, and is considered more valuable to police departments than their bloodhounds.
One of the classiest players ever to play the game of baseball. Holds the record for most HBP in the modern era, and most doubles by a right-handed hitter. Has 3000 hits and 250+ homeruns. Thank you Craig!
Marilyn:Hey Roy! What's good with your man Klaus...he's kinda cute! Can you introduce?
Roy: Sure I can....but it might be a waste of your time!
Marilyn: What do you mean?
Roy: Klaus won't be interested in you....He likes to smoke the bragiole!
Marilyn:BOOOOOOO!