A large-nose Italian who gets you so hot in your pants that you have no choice but to call the fire department. He makes girls aged from fetus to near-death faint when he walks by from his undeniable Biaggio-ness, and Justin Bieber only wishes he were Biaggio. Biaggio can sniff out anything, and is considered more valuable to police departments than their bloodhounds.
"Hey James, did you see that guy before, the one with Piaggio's Benis?"
One of the classiest players ever to play the game of baseball. Holds the record for most HBP in the modern era, and most doubles by a right-handed hitter. Has 3000 hits and 250+ homeruns. Thank you Craig!
Marilyn:Hey Roy! What's good with your manKlaus...he's kinda cute! Can you introduce?
Roy: Sure I can....but it might be a waste of your time!
Marilyn: What do you mean?
Roy: Klaus won't be interested in you....He likes to smoke the bragiole!
Marilyn:BOOOOOOO!
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.