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Benjamin Thomas Swadling 

An absolute gaylord. Ben loves the sensation of a nice long penis being inserted inside of his anus, as he moans in joy. He also has a child rape fetish in which he chains children including his 6 year old girlfriend to his spider man bed.
Hey, have you seen that gay kid Benjamin Thomas Swadling. Don't let your kids near him, he has the tendency of pedophilia.

benjamin george thomas the third 

ben.

aka a guy with really weak shins
“oh look it’s benjamin george thomas the third, i dented his shin the other week”

benjamin tomas

Most commonly used to refer to Southern California's top professional wrestling ring announcer. Mentored by the legendary Lee Marshall, then fine tuned his skills under the tutelage of the great Jesse Hernandez,, he was part of the reason San Diego's New Wave Pro Wrestling was successful. Also a lifetime member of The Cauliflower Club.

For the most part retired at this time, Mr Tomas chooses to make few appearances nowdays because the traditions of wrestling he represents are largely ignored by current wrestling trends.
Overheared i. The crowd-"This event would be so much betrer if Benjamin Tomas was the ring announcer."
benjamin tomas by Marvin California December 19, 2016