A putrid republican dip-shit who likes to compare the unemployed to lazy, poor workers and is also an odoriferous fuck.
I ate a 3 bean salad, 11 tamales, an all you can eat Indian buffet and 2 boxes of hot pockets then dropped a nasty turd in the porcelain throne, It smells like that odoriferous fuck Ben Stein.
When you are sleeping with someone and they won't try any position but missionary, while making no effort and just laying there in silence. Very boring sex, like that if you were to bang Ben Stein the Clear Eyes guy...
My date was hot, but man, were they a Ben Stein Bottom!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).