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Ben Stein 

A putrid republican dip-shit who likes to compare the unemployed to lazy, poor workers and is also an odoriferous fuck.
I ate a 3 bean salad, 11 tamales, an all you can eat Indian buffet and 2 boxes of hot pockets then dropped a nasty turd in the porcelain throne, It smells like that odoriferous fuck Ben Stein.
Ben Stein by Supersquid July 21, 2010

Ben Stein Bottom 

When you are sleeping with someone and they won't try any position but missionary, while making no effort and just laying there in silence. Very boring sex, like that if you were to bang Ben Stein the Clear Eyes guy...
My date was hot, but man, were they a Ben Stein Bottom!

Ben Steiner 

To wipe your ass with money and stick it on the girls face during intense sexual intercourse
When she asked for her money I gaver her a Ben Steiner!
Ben Steiner by Oliver D. August 31, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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