Beefy Crunch

When a really overweight girl sits on a guys penis with all her weight (also known as a bone crusher)

Guy 1: Yo, I brought this girl home last night!
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: She gave me a beefy crunch

Beefy Crunch by sta'bhurst December 26, 2010

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Beefy Crunch Burrito

The best fucking burrito Taco Bell has ever had, that they need to make a part of their permanent menu. Ground beef, cheese sauce, sour cream, rice, and Flamin' Hot Fritos. It's only served for a limited period of time when it's released.

Also known as BCB.

Dude: What'd you get from Taco Bell?
Bro: A fucking Beefy Crunch Burrito, what else?

Beefy Crunch Burrito by ChiGirl90 March 5, 2012

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beefy crunch box

An extremely girthy female's fatter than normal vagina, similar to 2 roast beef sandwiches fighting over the horsey sauce.

Jaquin went to the doctor because Regina's beefy crunch box left his dick toe up from the flo up.

beefy crunch box by SEBLDR11 November 19, 2015

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Beef Crunch

The act of flagellating and wafting the smell with the upward and downward movement of performing a "crunch."

So, I ate 4 fiber one bars before performing my ab workout at the gym today. I tell you I had the worst "beef crunches."

Beef Crunch by Crisco and Sir-Minks-A-Lot August 17, 2011

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beefy cruch burrito

The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!

hey man i want some mexican food
well lets go to taco bell and get a "beefy cruch burrito"

beefy cruch burrito by chinesetaco May 9, 2012

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Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’

1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory

Crunchy Beef by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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