Bed Person

A person that has eaten so much and become so large that they are permanently confined to their bed. The only way to move them is to pick them up with a crane.

Well, lets get you showered and out of the house before you become a bed person!

Bed Person by Rothbar March 27, 2011

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The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.

Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!

The person standing under your bed by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022

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badPerson

A bad person that loves America and guns

That person is a real badPerson.
Have u seen that badPerson.

badPerson by badperson2345 January 26, 2021

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badpersonism

being a bad person like bullyism but its about yourself

You have alot of badpersonism don't you gregory, you stupid bombasticlot

badpersonism by the great rafid November 15, 2023

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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