by K_chan June 25, 2006
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A Popular Football(Soccer) Player who once played for Manchester United, but now for Real Madrid
A well known Metrosexual
A well known Metrosexual
by Paul March 15, 2004
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this man can put a ball on a dime. some say that he's overrated, but really it's an unfortunate connotation that comes with playing from the most popular team in the world, manchester united. beckham is a stellar midfielder and it just so happens he's extremely good looking and married to a former spice girl. give credit where it's needed.
david beckham did cry and throw up at the world cup this year, but he went home to posh spice and you didn't.
by jacy_lynne August 19, 2006
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Former midfielder for Manchester United, now plays for Real Madrid.
Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.
Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.
by KRHimself October 30, 2004
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Talentless former Spice Bint (Piss) who resembles a toothpick with an OVER-inflated chest. Now desperately clinging on to anything/anybody that will keep her in the news, she has decided to grace America with her pouting presence. Married to the equally dim-but-loaded David Beckham.
"David, I need to lose weight because my shadow's looking a bit fat"
"What, Victoria Beckham's developed a shadow, get your coat we need to get you to the hospital"
"But why"
"I'm not being seen with a tubby wife, there's only one thing left to make you lose weight"
"What's that David"?
"Amputation"
"What, Victoria Beckham's developed a shadow, get your coat we need to get you to the hospital"
"But why"
"I'm not being seen with a tubby wife, there's only one thing left to make you lose weight"
"What's that David"?
"Amputation"
by clairem April 02, 2007
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by oxy- January 23, 2008
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britian's most sellable face.
his brains are located at his right foot.
wears wigs.
marries to stop others calling him gay.
his brains are located at his right foot.
wears wigs.
marries to stop others calling him gay.
by not the male fan June 05, 2003
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