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Main Entry: Bea·zle

Pronunciation: \ˈbē-zəl\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural beazles
Etymology: Middle English besele, from Old English beosule; akin to Old High German bisula beasel
Date: before 12th century
1. This club is packed with Beazles tonight!
2. Who is that Beazle you made sexy-time with?
by Prof. Tan Kazner August 07, 2009
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A super strong rum and cola; A glass filled near the top with rum and ice with a splash of cola; A mixed drink with 80% rum and 20% cola
Last night Steve arrived at the party late and wanted to catch up with his buddies so he poured himself a beazle.
by Winnawinnachikindinna June 29, 2020
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