Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.

Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.

'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'

by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011