bear crawl

When you look like an idiot on the floor of a mall

I dare you to look like a idiot, bear crawl

by Thetheaknc n adchb April 8, 2017

bear crawl

To crawl on one's hands and feet

Coach made us bear crawl at practice today.

by berlinadams November 27, 2017

bear crawling

The terrifying way Alma from FEAR crawls at you when your in an air vent.

OMFG ALMA's bear crawling me

by Foor November 30, 2006

Appalachian Bear Crawl

The act of when you oil up a bathtub and put a nude person in it on all fours then 5 others piss on them while the person in the tub tries to escape

Last night was crazy, I can’t believe we did the Appalachian Bear Crawl

by “Hoodpharmacist” November 5, 2025