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Beach Drunk

Such bliss while at the beach that one loses track of time, even the days of the week. Not to be confused with drunk. Beach drunk is pure happiness, not alcohol-induced confusion.
"She didn't realize that the mini-vacation at the shore had left her pleasantly beach drunk until she turned on the television expecting to watch her weekday shows and discovered that it was Saturday."
by BenKatTalks January 11, 2015
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myrtle beach drunk

Launching one's self into an absolute druken stupor ending with great stories of bad decisions.
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND LIVESTOCK, WE'RE GETTIN' MYRTLE BEACH DRUNK!!!!
by Hardcore Troubador April 26, 2010
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Myrtle Beach Drunk

To go out with all intentions of getting slobber-bombed and waking up in some random hotel room Thinking..."what the fuck happened?" And the only landmark you recognize is the Atlantic Ocean.
It's Tuesday mother fucker, we're gettin' Myrtle Beach Drunk tonight.
by MNR June 8, 2015
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Beach Drink Scientist

An individual who has obtained a PhD in mixology, with an emphasis in tropical flavor and aesthetics.
Laddie is known to be a world-renowned beach drink scientist.
by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023
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drunk betch

A female who when intoxicated becomes very loud and uses large hand gestures. They tend to fall all over the place and enjoy cock blocking.
Vadita McK. is a drunk betch
by drunkbetch4lyfe November 28, 2009
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bleach drinker

Someone so unnaturally stupid that the only explanation for their stupidity is that they have been ingesting large amounts of dangerous chemicals, such as bleach, everyday since they were ten. These people are often found playing video games online and lurking discussion forums.
Bob: "This Justin Bieber kid is really cool!"

Bill: "Bob, have you been drinking bleach again?"

Jim: "Yeah Bob, you're a real bleach drinker."
by SirClabe August 2, 2010
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Bleach-Drinker

A novel synonym for “Americans”, based on President Trump’s medical advice.
That bleach-drinker is now free of COVID-19! Of course, they are also dead from drinking bleach...
by Onneb309 April 24, 2020
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