1. The place men with blueballs and very relative catholic extremism go when they want to eat cows. Also cows go there when they want to be eaten, especially catholic and/or underaged ones.
2. When you are too drunk too take care of your money AND your dignity.
3. A meter for moral decadence.
2. When you are too drunk too take care of your money AND your dignity.
3. A meter for moral decadence.
Jerry: Uh... dude... i'm getting blueballs
Ronald: Why don't you go eat some random cow?
Jerry: I lack the self-esteem, and also i'm ugly AF
Ronald: Bruhh, ever heard of URBAN K BEACH?? You'll get some fine cow there!
Jerry: But they're mostly underaged and drunk and fundamentally catholic there, right?
Ronald: Don't be picky, Jerry. Down your dignity a little bit, it'll work out just fine!
Jerry: Thx m8
Ronald: Why don't you go eat some random cow?
Jerry: I lack the self-esteem, and also i'm ugly AF
Ronald: Bruhh, ever heard of URBAN K BEACH?? You'll get some fine cow there!
Jerry: But they're mostly underaged and drunk and fundamentally catholic there, right?
Ronald: Don't be picky, Jerry. Down your dignity a little bit, it'll work out just fine!
Jerry: Thx m8
by josequintino June 23, 2017