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Ass Bats 

Ass bats are the bats that brush into you at night, they have a tenancy to brush your partners ass as you're walking down an unlit path. Ass bats live on insects, they are so fast that you rarely get to see them, in most cases the person walking with them gets the blame.
Did you just touch my ass? No it must have been ass bats I think I saw one flying around earlier...
Ass Bats by Billy_ott October 25, 2012
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batshit crazy 

A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batshit. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATSHIT CRAZY.
Dude that guy on the corner wears a tinfoil hat and ripped all the wires out of his house so the government couldn't listen to his thoughts.

Really?

Yeah, he's batshit crazy.
batshit crazy by KBLI August 20, 2009
an album by comethazine , not listening to it means you have bad taste
Hey bro did you listen to Bawskee yet?
Nah man

WAW im not talking to you anymore
Bawskee by Sushimane February 2, 2020
A Bawse is a human being who exudes confidence, turns heads, reaches goals, finds inner strenght, gets hurt efficiently and smiles genuinely- because they've fought through it all and made it out the other side. The double-handed praise was created for them.
In a bawse world there are no escalators, there are only stairs.
Bawse by bloodymary.333 July 23, 2016
In the Grand Theft Auto universe, it's the official stock exchange. Parody/Equivalent of real-life NASDAQ. Oh I forgot. Of course it sounds like "ballsack" that's the point. The name derives from the Scottish slang it seems.
I invested 1000$ in a Ballsack...ahem BAWSAQ stock.
BAWSAQ by bawsss May 19, 2014

bawgslide the haymie 

A phrased used by slicklord boss Frstbte "Rcklss" Coal in the popular MOBA game, GGA. Often used when the boss is about to die and go to sleep, and commonly paired with other popular phrases such as "gonna slide under the haymie and call it a buiscuit"
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player 1: yes i finally beat this frstbte boss
frstbte while falling down: gonna bawgslide the haymie, slide under the bawgmie and call it a biscuit irl