A Vineyardvine, Patagonia obsessed athlete, Christian boy who seems like he's nice but is actually a huge bitch and only owns things over $150 because his parents earn money from white privilege. He also secretly does drugs and has a girlfriend while claiming to be "god's follower' and talks in an abnormally high voice despite the fact he is officially a teenager but doesn't choose to follow the specific guidelines for trying to get through his "awkward phase". He also runs his hands every single fucking minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products. And who can forget the fact that his social media contains at least 15 pics of him with a red cap, saying D1 in every photo, trying to act black but ends up looking like a divorced elderly man trying to flirt with college aged ladies at a strip club AND TO TOP IT ALL OF A FUCKING DOG FILTER. AND they're only interested in basic white ass girls who, for some reason, know every little detail about the Pink product and can tell when her Starbucks drink is either decaf or whatever the other thing is with a blindfold on.
Ashley(basic bitch smh): OMG CHRISTOPHER (basic bitch smh) IS SO CUTE
Me: Yeah, honey, stop being dumb you're infatuated with him cause he's posting a pic of Starbucks right now. He's a basic white Boy, BYE!
Me: Yeah, honey, stop being dumb you're infatuated with him cause he's posting a pic of Starbucks right now. He's a basic white Boy, BYE!
by hOnEy fIgHt mE November 21, 2017
A phrase to describe boys with no taste and lack of personality.
basic white boys will be seen in,
-plain white or black t-shirts
-wearing brightly coloured, or white, sneakers
and
-skinny jeans
basic white boys love making jokes with ‘the boys’, these joke include
-yo mama
-jokes at the expense of another person
- saying slurs
-rape “jokes”
-fat shaming
and
-being racist
Usually seen dating a basic girl.
basic white boys will be seen in,
-plain white or black t-shirts
-wearing brightly coloured, or white, sneakers
and
-skinny jeans
basic white boys love making jokes with ‘the boys’, these joke include
-yo mama
-jokes at the expense of another person
- saying slurs
-rape “jokes”
-fat shaming
and
-being racist
Usually seen dating a basic girl.
by nooimamess August 25, 2020
A basic white boy is a boy who loves sports, most often soccer, lacrosse, or football. They go to the gym pretty often and some may even call it a hobby. They take great pride in their muscles and show them off to get the girls. They sometimes go off on a streak where they try to be artsy or different. They appreciate bro time and like anime nights. They were nikes and adidas and are always wearing sporty clothes if its their choice. The occasional flannel is worn and maybe a polo with stripes. They love college football. Oddly enough they have blue eyes and blonde hair. (Not always the case).
My friends John and Jack were going to soccer practice the other night and saw one of their friends Devon, they called him a Basic White Boy because he was holding a dunkin donuts coffee cup in his hand.
by idkwutthisisandidkwhyimadeit February 3, 2020
basic white boy : a white male ( mostly teens ) that plays video games, listen ls to depressing music and states " it sounds good " as well as stating that he's not gonna be a murderer even tho he threw a knife at the door MULTIPLE TIMES and states " i was bored so i did that ". lastly they like boobs
by toesy'z toes9 March 12, 2022
by leah grace April 24, 2020