barket

A basket filled with dogs. A combination of the words "bark" and "basket".

Yesterday I went to pick up our pup out of the barket.

by YouShallNotParse! November 9, 2014

Barketability

How well a person can promote themselves in a bar environment to people they are trying to impress or have sex with.

That chick with the big breasts wears low cut shirts to improve her barketability.

Buying drinks, being funny, working out, dance skills and dressing well can all improve your barketability.

by JCo292 November 15, 2012

Barketing

An advertising method used to target the canine audience.

The dog food commercial with the dog chasing the chuck wagon is my favorite barketing campaign!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

Barket

A market for dog products. A combination of the words Bark and Market.

I took my dog to the Barket.

by Hankvan September 11, 2019