One who plays bass and has one extremely awesome baby toe.
"Viva la Bard"

"Bard is B-rad!"
by Heidi April 13, 2004
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In the videogame Final Fantasy II for the SNES, this is what Tellah calls Edward. It's actually a good example of Nintendo's censorship of games, because the Japanese version had him being called something bad. At least it's comical though.
You spoony bard!
by combat_rock November 8, 2003
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When you live with a roomate who doesnt't get any, and you have sex with his hot sister in his own bed.
John was very mad when he arrived home to find Joe pulling a sneaky bard in his own bed.
by Jerry Dubble March 7, 2008
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A small liberal arts college in Annandale-on-Hudson, New York, 90 miles north of New York City, aka the middle of nowhere. Bard is known as one of the most liberal schools in America, and it's easy to see why, as most of the kids who go there are artists stoners, hippies, hipsters, atheists, or vegans.
It's a good school, and mostly everyone is very nice, but it's very obscure, and you probably haven't heard of it.
Artsy dude: I got accepted to Bard College!
Someone else: Where is that?
Artsy dude: It's too obscure, I can't tell you!
by afeyfey August 26, 2012
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someone who frequently shaida(sniffs) a bard(shit) or is tricked into a shaiding a bard.
guy 1: damn.. how drunk was he last night?
guy 2: so drunk that he shaided a bard
guy 3: i'm posting this in eminence. shaida bard
by IntentiveFuckFace August 15, 2018
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A singer / guitarist for the Long Island pop band, Stereo Skyline.
girl1: have you ever heard Stereo Skyline?
girl2: yeah, Kevin Bard's pretty sexy.
by idontknowwhattoputherexxx July 23, 2010
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The college was originally founded under the name St. Stephen's, in association with the Episcopal church of New York City, and changed its name to Bard in 1934 in honor of its founder, John Bard. While the college remains affiliated with the church, it pursues a far more secular mission today. Between 1928 and 1944, Bard/St. Stephen's operated as an undergraduate school of Columbia University. Bard/St. Stephen's ties with Columbia were severed when Bard became a fully coeducational college.
By the 1930s, Bard had become atypical among US colleges in that it had begun to place a heavy academic emphasis on the performing and fine arts. During that time, a substantive examination period was introduced for students in their second year, as well as what the dean at the time called the "final demonstration." These two periods would come to be known as Moderation and Senior Project, respectively.

For the class of 2012, 25% of applicants were accepted, while the median SAT and ACT scores for matriculating students were 1330 (math plus verbal) and 30, respectively. Fifty-four percent of matriculating students ranked in the top 10% of their high school class out of 44% of students who reported their ranking.The Princeton Review rated Bard a 96 out of 99 in its selectivity rating, and US News & World Report categorized Bard as "most selective."The class of 2011 represent 38 states and 46 different countries.
However, Bard has a high hipster population.
Hipster: What is truth?
Other person: Oh my God, stop being so Bard College.
by tirnadaeloenoët March 30, 2010
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