Barbie and Ken

Two plastic dolls that are made by Mattel.
Barbie however has seemed to have dumped ken, for a younger boy. She, too, has gotten younger. She started out in her 20's and now shes in high school, and is dating younger boys.

Girl 1: Ohmigod. barbie is in highschool. when i played with her she was more like an adult.
Girl 2: Yeah. I know. shes a lucky bitch. I wish i had a fountain of youth and a dream car and a dream house.
Girl 1: Me too.
Girl 2: And she gets a new younger boy friend every year.
Girl 1: YEAH! Its not barbie and ken anymore. More like Barbie has a crush on major Todd.

Barbie and Ken by Tristynn;; <3 April 30, 2006

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Barbie and Ken

Barbie had an affair with GI Joe, and in an attempt to win her back, Ken was instrumental in having Mattel shrink GI Joe to half his former size. Humiliated, Joe signed up for a long stint overseas while Barbie tried to drive her pink Corvette off of a cliff in Malibu. She survived, and only after extensive plastic surgery was she able to continue her multiple careers, including a guest spot on Nip Tuck. After years of therapy & 12-step meetings, she was finally able to forgive Ken. But she did it for herself, not for Ken. While forced to meet in certain social situations, their relationship remains strained.

Barbie and Ken? Look at how plastic Barbie looks to this day, and what about that blank stare she has when she sees Ken?

Barbie and Ken by Miss Melba Toast February 5, 2010

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Barbie and Ken

Slang used by some married couples who shop for each other's clothes. The man will dress his wife in an outfit from head to toe to his liking and the woman will do the same. The new clothes are usually found at the foot of the bed by about 7:30 that night. First heard (by me) in California.

For our anniversary, let's do a Barbie and Ken!

Sounds kinky!

Barbie and Ken by FrankC March 11, 2004

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Ken and Barbie style

Sex position - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees.

Ken and Barbie style...be careful...if she gets pregnant the offspring might be a blow up doll...or worse...a real child

Ken and Barbie style by ZCMC April 8, 2010

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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